Chubby funster seeks adoration.
Post date 30 Oct 2008 by ian.tai | 400 views
I'm not God's gift to women. But I want a girlfriend. Here's my criteria:
1. Must be slightly musically inclined
2. Must know the difference between 'critique' and 'critic'
3. Must know the names of all four Ninja Turtles
4. Must have a sense of humour
5. Must not have a background in advertising
6. Must read comic books; strictly NO manga
7. Must play video games
8. Must like dogs
9. Must have a minimum of shoulder-length hair
10. Gorgeousness is subjective - so you don't have to be absolutely hot.
To add an element of mystery, I've attached a photo of me with a cup of coffee obscuring my face. Oooooo.
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6 comments for this ad
hello - once again, it is me. your friend, jesper. i am very sad that i am unable to meet your criteria. i am big fan of manga. i am usually called swedish otaku. in sweden - otaku means nordic god of thunderous love.
if it might help - the names of ninja turtlesons are: anderrs, henrik, karlsson and kenet.
dude everything is a must ? on all dat criteria?....LOL man u gonna scared the shit of out of them...
thank you, jesper. and. um. thug. the list is a must. if everyone else has the right to be choosy, then why can't we? besides, fulfilling #3 would be a challenge, apparently.
iantai, why do you deny my advances? is it because i am scandinavian footballer always being on substitutes bench? you must try - try to let us blossom. iantai, let us be friends. let us start by trading hentai, iantai. yes?
jesper. for starters, i don't quite like your tone. and unless you're a geek chick, you're not it for me. i'm sorry. i don't even know if i should feel flattered, or if i should be slightly worried that some strange online persona is trying to hit on me. so i'm going to stick with the latter. and i don't like hentai.
haha